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Who's your favorite Backstree... er, candidate?
Saturday, October 7, 2000
Isaac Airborne runs down the simply stellar crop of candidates for the 2000 Presidential election - Freemasons all!
Science classrooms need more cool shit in them!
Sunday, June 25, 2000
Isaac Airbourne realizes that his nightmare of science classes bereft of hanging skeletons and brains in jars is close to becoming a chilling reality.
EPCOT is a collection of cheesy advertisements!
Monday, April 24, 2000
Isaac Airborne is more than a little disturbed at the curiously dated advertising bonanza that is EPCOT.
I Hate The Music Industry
Monday, April 10, 2000
Talk about contrived bullshit! Am I supposed to just sit back and believe that Carlos Santana, without the help of his publicists and record label, has become the hottest thing since All-Nighter Diarrhea in merely a few weeks?
