Flash Fictions
Evolution
Horses are made of glue. I used to run up to groups of horses with paper mache' signs. They'd run and run, and after awhile I'd get tired and throw up. I'm not sure when it started. People have just always said glue was made from horses. Maybe that's why I usually see large trailers filled with horses around heavy construction sites. They probably take the animals and place them strategically between giant slabs of concrete. Then as the horses start to squirm and whinny, monstrous hydraulic clamps squeeze. I guess then children and dogs from around the neighborhood could gather at the base with bottles. In these hard times anything free is a blessing, and free fresh glue, well that just can't be beat.
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Raising rabbits is not easy. No, no it's really not. If you get scared, e-mail me and I'll calm you down. Things being what things being.
