Flash Fictions
The Life and Times of Tanzee... part one
Be careful what you do. They're filming you. It might sound like a big, and way too complicated project. But a loosely adjusted group of wealthy directors and producers is making a movie about life. I know, I know, you're saying the existence of life hasn't ever been convincingly proven, or is that someone else. It's hard to tell, with all of you crammed together so closely. The film makers want to document life, all of it, as it happens. They've put movie cameras everywhere. Before you start tearing apart your house and convulsing, just know that they're hidden so well that I doubt you'll find one. Don't be mad if sections of your life are cut out. Despite the absolute need for certain bodily functions, I'm pretty sure there are laws against showing defecation on the big screen, at least up close. Also, don't get annoyed if some special effects are added. A few explosions and cartoon characters will add some much needed spice to all of your, excuse the phrase, fairly boring lives. I'm not sure when the film will be released. It's an ongoing project after all. But you'll be glad to know I recently read a pamphlet at the Laundromat predicting our last days will come soon. So, don't miss finding out what your neighbors have really been up to in that creepy backyard shed. Buy your ticket early, and avoid the long lines.
Raising rabbits is not easy. No, no it's really not. If you get scared, e-mail me and I'll calm you down. Things being what things being.
