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Shelflife :: Index

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Buran Free

Tuesday, May 28, 2002

Kurt Channing has the inside line on the biggest bargain of the year- your very own Russian space shuttle! Go!

Asteroids!
Tuesday, May 14, 2002

Kurt Channing gives us the down-low (yo?) on new Cheetos product AND bonus rantery on wrong number callback. Yes!

Code Red!
Tuesday, August 7, 2001

Kurt Channing does some hackish snooping in Shelflife to determine the culprit behind the latest rash of internet outages.

Cool Turk
Monday, July 30, 2001

Kurt Channing considers the puzzling popularity of internet cult figure Mahir, inevitable pop superstardom and all, and grasps about for a metaphor to neatly describe it all. Anyone up for picking scabs?

Special K - Red Berries Edition
Saturday, July 28, 2001

Kurt Channing has agreed to explore the finer points of the supermarket experience for Columns. In this edition of Shelflife, he takes a look at a newer, better Kelloggs cereal.

FAQ
Wednesday, June 27, 2001

Frequently asked questions about Kurt Channing's "Shelflife"

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