Unbalanced Breakfast
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New Years Eve Party Special 2002
Tuesday, December 24, 2002
We've been slaving long and hard for like, the last five minutes, to put together the awesomest Unbalaced Breakfast New Year's Eve Party this side of Verdana 10pt.
White Stripes and Green Backs
Sunday, October 20, 2002
Did you just see the White Stripes on SNL? All of a sudden, I feel like having a Pina Colada.
Somebody Sign Those Kids
Friday, September 20, 2002
A gun-toting musician forced a southern Brazilian radio station to play his debut album for more than an hour after apparently having no luck opening the doors of show business, the man's father said.
The Swede Life
Friday, September 20, 2002
"To combat their problem with a declining population (which apparently is having to start economic ramifications), a clever Swedish lawmaker has proposed 'Porn Saturdays' on national TV."
Epic Gluesing It
Tuesday, September 17, 2002
Writers receiving review copies of two soon-to-be-released albums — Tori Amos's "Scarlet's Walk" and Pearl Jam's "Riot Act" — are finding the CD's already inside Sony Walkman players that have been glued shut. Headphones are also glued into the players, to prevent connecting the Walkman to a recording device.
The Height of the Haight
Monday, September 16, 2002
A quick rundown of the amenities: "Oh, man, what does it NOT have? It's gonna be like 1,000,000 sq. ft., 19 stories, all together"
Hasselhoff The Wagon
Thursday, July 11, 2002
The star of Knight Rider and Baywatch! Butch Walker! '80s Time Warp! The Kissimme Sherrif's Department! Momus!
The Gay Vampire Gimmick
Tuesday, July 2, 2002
Andy Dick! Tom Cruise! Porsche Cayenne! Britney's Place! Clear Channel! G.G. Allin!
Episode 1
Tuesday, June 18, 2002
Live from various computers! It's the first episode of Unbalanced Breakfast! Hischeapmoves and kittydeathstar take on various burning issues of the day, with help from this week's guest, the oblique Ed Furniture.
The Telltale Cast
Wednesday, June 12, 2002
Kelly Osbourne! Noam Chomsky! Sloan! Nikki Sixx! Bill Hicks!
