Wednesday Again
Yet Another Open (maybe too open) Letter to My Adoring Fans
Dearest Everyone:
It's been bugging me lately how everyone - or at least a large majority of the American People, for instance - can still to this day get all riled up over politics. Being in the hot election year, as we seem to be, a person can't watch TV for five fucking minutes without witnessing some horrid slander-filled epistle .... paid for by Friends of _____ 2000. Right. I have three short words for you people:
GO TO HELL.
I am sick of this country, and I am doubly sick of its political games. And, if at all possible, I am triply sick of the fact that I can say all this simply because I live in America. Land of the Free. Home of the Filthy Lying President. Amber Waves of Semen-Coated White House Interns.
If I had been born, say, in Tibet, well, Jesus H. Baldheaded Christ on a Stick, I'd probably have been beaten to death by the Chinese Government by now. Not much freedom of speech there, ya think? But I won the human lottery.....and ended up living in the First World. I don't go hungry - except for when I spend all my cash on weed. I have a place to live....sure, it's in the Bronx, but that's not so bad. I have a job, I have transportation at the ready, and I get to air my views in this nice little space on the web. Cool, right? Hell, yeah!
Then should I still be unhappy?.....wait, scratch that. Not unhappy. More like......hmm. Ever actually worn one of your grandmother's hand-knitted wool sweaters that you got every year for Christmas? They were so uncomfortable that they made you aware that you were wearing something......that's what living in this country makes me feel like. Not unappreciative, or put-down by the man.....simply free enough to know that there is still something wrong here.
So.....I'm pretty sure I've railed against it once before in these columns, but......how's Canada this time of year?
Much Love,
Nathaniel Bishop, acting CEO Majestic, LTD.
< class="">p.s. - In Music News - go buy GIZMODGERY. (www.spongebathrec.com) look for a review in INK19 in the coming weeks.Special Ed is a 19 year old white boy from the suburbs of New Jersey and Central Florida, who probably will continue to move around every couple years or so for the rest of his life; self-proclaimed indie-music nerd (author's note: hey, I put myself down before anyone else gets the chance) and utter loser with the girls. Smells better than one would think. Also interns for Tennesse label Spongebath Records. Owner and CEO of "Majestic, LTD."
